When life gives you lemons…. Make angry snowman ornaments.
Fun story: just before thanksgiving, while running, in the dark, I took a huge spill. It was the end of the run so I was not at a jog but full middle aged craft lady speed. The momentum was considerable.
I broke the fall with my face. So painful. And smashed my brand new glasses. Two weeks later I’m mostly healed and new glasses finally turned up a couple days ago. The interruption at a busy time is super frustrating and I’m considerably behind on all my wassailing projects.
These little disgruntled snowmen feel like perfect expressions of my holiday rage. Look at this guy – he’s livid.
And so quick and easy to make. Plus you can turn his frown upside down if you feel like it.
let’s make some angry snowmen
you will need
the template
a basic sewing kit
fabric scraps
wool scraps
stuffing
embroidery thread – brown, orange, black
1. Pin the snowman template to doubled fabric- right sides together – and cut out.
2. Separate the pieces and trace the features onto the right side of one piece.
3. Pin the pieces right sides together- mark the 1/4 inch seam line – and sew- leaving open where indicated on the pattern.
4. Clip wedges around the curves.
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5. Turn right side out. Run the large end of a chopstick or similar firmly around the seam inside to push out the curves. Add stuffing.
6. Fold in the edges of the opening and whip stitch closed.
7. Embroider the simple eyes and mouth with backstitch. Use this trick to hide your knots.
8. Embroider the nose with satin stitch ( I only had sewing thread in orange and that worked)
9. For stick arms – make a knot about 2 and 1/2 inches from the end of brown embroidery thread.
10. Insert the needle in the side seam.
11. Bring it out on the opposite side and pull until the knot catches.
12. Make a knot at the seam.
13. Trim the arms.
Pro Tip – use wax or starch to stiffen the arms a little. A stiff hair product can work too. It’s all about those arms – lots of rage potential.
Tear a 1/2 inch strip of wool, tie it around his neck and trim. Add a hanging loop to the head. I’m wishing I used red and white bakers twine…